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"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."

"When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it."

"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper."

"Never floss with a stranger."

"Originality is the art of concealing your source."

"Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something."

"Golf is a good walk spoiled."

"Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned."

"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."

"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too."

"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."

"We have deep depth."

"I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?"

"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."

"I can speak Esperanto like a native."

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard."

"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs."

"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."